Brandy: George Bush has a book coming out.
Me: Is it a coloring book?
Brandy: No, it’s called “Decision Points”.
Me: Oh, so it’s a connect-the-dots book.
Category: Conversation
On Drinking
Carrie: I’d like to try the blonde that goes down easy (pointing to her beer choice on the menu).
Dan: Me too, but I’ll have a screwdriver.
Later…
Carrie: Oh, it’s a yeasty blonde.
On the new Butch Walker CD
Me: Also, the new Butch Walker showed up today. It’s so full of awesome, I may not come home tonight. I think we’re eloping to Vegas.
Brandy: That’s hilarious!
Me: You think I’m kidding?